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Got to DOHA QATAR at ....fuck I dont know 13 hours after I got on the flight and ahead in time 8 hours.....sat in that shithole for 5 hours and caught a flight to Kuwait. got there at 3am Kuwati time......went to Ali a saleem airbase, processed for a day, got all my paperwork to fly in order. was told I was gonna be in that dungheep for 5 days....oops...wrong left on my tuesday, your monday night. arrived in Afghanistan 4 hours later....when I was walking down the tarmac to the terminal, you could here the artillery in the distance...doom doom B OOM BOOM ....fucking unreal. then 3 F16's beat feet out of here...so I get in the terminal(about the size of a mc'donalds ) I am the only BAE systems guy there....so I go up to the desk and ask if anyone knows if there is a BAE contact close by...they look at me like I have three heads..so I say fuck it and grab my gear and walk down the street...don't have a fucking clue where I am going so I walk back up the street, then down again then up again until I got to the point and said fuck it and slammed my shit down on a curb, sat down ans smoked a cigarette.....that shit was right on time.
so I collect my wits and re-enter the rock and roll Mc'Donalds terminal and a young civilian admin asks if she can help me...I ask her with my best lost puppy face "you wouldn't by chance happen to have a contact number for a BAE rep would you?"
she says sure do.....I then felt like punting the knucklehead from before right in his vagina.
she made a few calls and in 5 minutes I was picked up and taken to my SOCOM facility. black bags and secret squirrel shit for real. so It is 0430 when I got here, now its 0551 and I have 100mps internet in my room, courtesy of uncle sugar...so the updates will be often....now I think I need to hunt down a shitter
until next time kiddies...
always your pal
GP
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